Great Showdowns

by the wonderful Scott Lava

“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.”

“Father Poseidon, they blinded me. Vengeance, father!“

“I'm letting life hit me until it gets tired. Then I'll hit back. It's a classic rope-a-dope.”

“I want my $200!”

Clever girl “Clever Girl.”

Rocky Grace save stars. “Rocky Grace save stars.”

Here’s ta swimmin’ with bowlegged wemin’ “Here’s ta swimmin’ with bowlegged wemin’.”

Bah-nahn-ah! “Bah-nahn-ah!”

Tumble down the rabbit hole. “Tumble down the rabbit hole.”

Come in, friend. “Come in, friend.”

You’re a good boy, Charlie. “You’re a good boy, Charlie.”

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. “Ahhhhhhhhhh!”

Aim for the legs. “Aim for the legs!”

Super-man! “Super-man!”

What a glorious creature. “What a glorious creature.”

Tom Gauld Intermission