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i've cooked for men i should have poisoned so yeah, i do have self control.

My momma didn't raise a fool. A freaking psychopath maybe, but no fool.

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Would you maybe like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream? We could get coffee after.

I'd love to offer moral support but my morals are questionable at best.

I just wanted to stop by and thank you for being friends with me. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it.

Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I wont' be happy until someone loses and eye. Maybe that's what's been missing from my life.

i am resilient, i can handle so many things in life but hearing people chew is not one of them.

Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Saftey's like third or fourth.

I don't ask for much. Just peace, quiet, and maybe someone tripping at the right moment.

I don't rise & shine. I caffeinate & coordinate.

Here's your permission to take the day off from being the bigger person. Choose violence. You deserve it.

If life doesn't scare you a little, then are you even doing it wrong?

Let me just slip into something cozy, like a coma or something.

Maybe i'm not dramatic. Maybe everyone else is just too calm for my taste.

One day you'll wish you could feel this lost, this alive, this becoming again.

#confetti #fire