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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[&#xA;&#xA;  We didn&#39;t realize we were making memories, we just thought we were watching movies.&#xA;&#xA;!--more--&#xA;&#xA;iframe width=&#34;200%&#34; height=&#34;150&#34; scrolling=&#34;no&#34; frameborder=&#34;no&#34; allow=&#34;autoplay&#34; src=&#34;https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/2096473311&amp;color=%23ff5500&amp;autoplay=false&amp;hiderelated=false&amp;showcomments=true&amp;showuser=true&amp;showreposts=false&amp;showteaser=true&amp;visual=true&#34;/iframediv style=&#34;font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;&#34;a href=&#34;https://soundcloud.com/wolfinwool-115608528&#34; title=&#34;Wolfinwool&#34; target=&#34;blank&#34; style=&#34;color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;&#34;Wolfinwool/a · a href=&#34;https://soundcloud.com/wolfinwool-115608528/distracting-medicines&#34; title=&#34;Distracting Medicines&#34; target=&#34;blank&#34; style=&#34;color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;&#34;Distracting Medicines/a/div&#xA;&#xA;I mentioned last night we watched the Hot Chick (2002 - Rob Schneider, Rachel McAdams, Anna Faris). And I have to say, I forgot how riotously hilarious this movie is. Crude at times, most certainly offensive (it would never get made in 2025), and not just a little uncomfortable in its heavy-handed message of &#34;accept everyone as who they are without question&#34;, it still had us both rolling with laughter most of the time. &#xA;&#xA;The premise is similar to Freaky Friday, the whole body switch thing, only instead of a person waking up in someone else&#39;s body and life, they wake up in their own life with someone else&#39;s body. Schneider was simply mind-blowing as a 40 year old man pretending to be a teenage girl. There were stretches where suspension of disbelief fully took the wheel. As an actor, he gets too little credit. Poor Rachel McAdams was robbed. I would have LOVED to see more of her aping Schneider&#39;s character, Clive. Her moments pretending to be Clive are some of the funniest of the movie.&#xA;&#xA;I am very impressed with the clever plot to get Schneider&#39;s Jessica into the lives of her/his family and friends. The father mistakenly hires &#39;Taquito&#39; as the family gardener (like I said, this would NEVER get made today) and he quickly befriends both the husband and wife and inadvertently helps to reunite them romantically. In order to keep Jessica in school as a newly minted 40 year old man, the writers get him/her hired as the school janitor, which means Schneider&#39;s character is reasonably present for all of the major plot points and conversations with friends. &#xA;&#xA;There are heartfelt moments too, if sometimes a tad corny. Jessica&#39;s mom and dad reconnecting is quite lovely, though a tad shallow. Jessica&#39;s realization of the things she took for granted forms a satisfying arc. And seeing Anna Faris&#39; April fall in love with her best friend as a man— bittersweet.  &#xA;&#xA;I do recommend this. You will find parts offensive. You will sometimes be uncomfortable. But you WILL laugh. How can you not, watching a teenage girl with a middle-aged man&#39;s body foisted upon her suddenly have to figure out how to work her newfound appendage in a public restroom? Again, bravo to the writers for giving us a bathroom attendant who mirrors the audience’s reaction perfectly. It is comedy gold. &#xA;&#xA;&#39;No ice please.&#39;&#xA;&#xA;Laughter is the best medicine. &#xA;&#xA;Since movies are the mood this morning, here’s a look at our recent watches. This goes back a few months, but maybe there&#39;s an old favorite of yours here that you&#39;d like to watch again, or something you never knew existed. See any favorites? Any oddballs we should add to the list?&#xA;&#xA;Row 1&#xA;The Hot Chick&#xA;Airheads&#xA;Close Encounters of the Third Kind&#xA;Bowfinger&#xA;Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade&#xA;Superman&#xA;Raiders of the Lost Ark&#xA;&#xA;Row 2&#xA;The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse&#xA;Empire Records&#xA;Dead Poets Society&#xA;The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring&#xA;Last Breath&#xA;Something’s Gotta Give&#xA;Chasing Liberty&#xA;&#xA;Row 3&#xA;The Iron Giant&#xA;Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back&#xA;Star Wars (1977)&#xA;Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones&#xA;Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith&#xA;Spies Like Us&#xA;The Greatest Showman&#xA;&#xA;Row 4&#xA;Flow&#xA;Blue Jasmine&#xA;French Kiss&#xA;Promised Land&#xA;The Glass Castle&#xA;Spider-Man (2002)&#xA;Sydney White&#xA;&#xA;Row 5&#xA;Spy Game&#xA;The Secret Life of Walter Mitty&#xA;Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery&#xA;Watership Down&#xA;Groundhog Day&#xA;She’s the Man&#xA;Jaws&#xA;&#xA;Row 6&#xA;The Prince and Me&#xA;The Time Traveler’s Wife&#xA;The Perks of Being a Wallflower&#xA;Hounddog&#xA;Good Will Hunting&#xA;Wonka&#xA;Blue Crush&#xA;&#xA;Row 7&#xA;The Misfits&#xA;Blade Runner 2049&#xA;Lunana: A Yak in the Classroom&#xA;Drillbit Taylor&#xA;Superman III&#xA;Skyfall&#xA;Overboard&#xA;&#xA;Row 8&#xA;The Last of the Mohicans&#xA;Juliet, Naked&#xA;Bringing Down the House&#xA;Midnight in Paris&#xA;Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion&#xA;Twister&#xA;The Blues Brothers&#xA;&#xA;Row 9&#xA;The Edge of Seventeen&#xA;Her&#xA;Down with Love&#xA;Moonstruck&#xA;10 Things I Hate About You&#xA;The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)&#xA;In the Mood for Love&#xA;&#xA;Row 10&#xA;Before Sunrise&#xA;Amélie&#xA;To Catch a Thief&#xA;The French Connection&#xA;Charade&#xA;Out of Sight&#xA;Legally Blonde&#xA;&#xA;Row 11&#xA;The Fabelmans&#xA;The Outsiders&#xA;Trading Places&#xA;Creem (2019)&#xA;Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country&#xA;Me Don Herztfeldt 2024 (likely a placeholder or unique entry)&#xA;Bill &amp; Ted’s Excellent Adventure&#xA;&#xA;Row 12&#xA;Big Trouble in Little China&#xA;The Wild Robot&#xA;Interstellar&#xA;WarGames&#xA;Fantastic Mr. Fox&#xA;High Fidelity&#xA;The Princess Bride&#xA;&#xA;Row 13&#xA;Romeo + Juliet&#xA;Asteroid City&#xA;Napoleon Dynamite&#xA;Ford v Ferrari&#xA;Elvis&#xA;Ocean’s Twelve&#xA;Liar Liar&#xA;&#xA;Row 14&#xA;La La Land&#xA;Contact&#xA;Stealing Harvard&#xA;Far and Away&#xA;Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World&#xA;Elton John Live: Farewell from Dodger Stadium&#xA;The Fall Guy&#xA;&#xA;---&#xA;#movie #memoir #journal&#xA;---&#xA;&#xA;---&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;Home | About | Full of Stars | Contact | HeartCartography&#xD;&#xA;---&#xD;&#xA;&#34;May your seas be wide enough for wonder, your harbor always waiting, and your light never fail when another soul is searching.&#34; - The Lantern Keeper&#xD;&#xA;]]&gt;</description>
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<p>I mentioned last night we watched the Hot Chick (2002 – Rob Schneider, Rachel McAdams, Anna Faris). And I have to say, I forgot how riotously hilarious this movie is. Crude at times, most certainly offensive (it would never get made in 2025), and not just a little uncomfortable in its heavy-handed message of “accept everyone as who they are without question”, it still had us both rolling with laughter most of the time.</p>

<p>The premise is similar to Freaky Friday, the whole body switch thing, only instead of a person waking up in someone else&#39;s body and life, they wake up in their own life with someone else&#39;s body. Schneider was simply mind-blowing as a 40 year old man pretending to be a teenage girl. There were stretches where suspension of disbelief fully took the wheel. As an actor, he gets too little credit. Poor Rachel McAdams was robbed. I would have LOVED to see more of her aping Schneider&#39;s character, Clive. Her moments pretending to be Clive are some of the funniest of the movie.</p>

<p>I am very impressed with the clever plot to get Schneider&#39;s Jessica into the lives of her/his family and friends. The father mistakenly hires &#39;Taquito&#39; as the family gardener (like I said, this would NEVER get made today) and he quickly befriends both the husband and wife and inadvertently helps to reunite them romantically. In order to keep Jessica in school as a newly minted 40 year old man, the writers get him/her hired as the school janitor, which means Schneider&#39;s character is reasonably present for all of the major plot points and conversations with friends.</p>

<p>There are heartfelt moments too, if sometimes a tad corny. Jessica&#39;s mom and dad reconnecting is quite lovely, though a tad shallow. Jessica&#39;s realization of the things she took for granted forms a satisfying arc. And seeing Anna Faris&#39; April fall in love with her best friend as a man— bittersweet.</p>

<p>I do recommend this. You will find parts offensive. You will sometimes be uncomfortable. But you WILL laugh. How can you not, watching a teenage girl with a middle-aged man&#39;s body foisted upon her suddenly have to figure out how to work her newfound appendage in a public restroom? Again, bravo to the writers for giving us a bathroom attendant who mirrors the audience’s reaction perfectly. It is comedy gold.</p>

<p>&#39;No ice please.&#39;</p>

<p>Laughter is the best medicine.</p>

<p>Since movies are the mood this morning, here’s a look at our recent watches. This goes back a few months, but maybe there&#39;s an old favorite of yours here that you&#39;d like to watch again, or something you never knew existed. See any favorites? Any oddballs we should add to the list?</p>

<p><img src="https://i.snap.as/QFVv0BM7.jpg" alt=""/></p>

<p>Row 1
1. The Hot Chick
2. Airheads
3. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
4. Bowfinger
5. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
6. Superman
7. Raiders of the Lost Ark</p>

<p>Row 2
1. The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse
2. Empire Records
3. Dead Poets Society
4. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
5. Last Breath
6. Something’s Gotta Give
7. Chasing Liberty</p>

<p>Row 3
1. The Iron Giant
2. Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back
3. Star Wars (1977)
4. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
5. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
6. Spies Like Us
7. The Greatest Showman</p>

<p>Row 4
1. Flow
2. Blue Jasmine
3. French Kiss
4. Promised Land
5. The Glass Castle
6. Spider-Man (2002)
7. Sydney White</p>

<p>Row 5
1. Spy Game
2. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
3. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
4. Watership Down
5. Groundhog Day
6. She’s the Man
7. Jaws</p>

<p>Row 6
1. The Prince and Me
2. The Time Traveler’s Wife
3. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
4. Hounddog
5. Good Will Hunting
6. Wonka
7. Blue Crush</p>

<p>Row 7
1. The Misfits
2. Blade Runner 2049
3. Lunana: A Yak in the Classroom
4. Drillbit Taylor
5. Superman III
6. Skyfall
7. Overboard</p>

<p>Row 8
1. The Last of the Mohicans
2. Juliet, Naked
3. Bringing Down the House
4. Midnight in Paris
5. Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
6. Twister
7. The Blues Brothers</p>

<p>Row 9
1. The Edge of Seventeen
2. Her
3. Down with Love
4. Moonstruck
5. 10 Things I Hate About You
6. The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
7. In the Mood for Love</p>

<p>Row 10
1. Before Sunrise
2. Amélie
3. To Catch a Thief
4. The French Connection
5. Charade
6. Out of Sight
7. Legally Blonde</p>

<p>Row 11
1. The Fabelmans
2. The Outsiders
3. Trading Places
4. Creem (2019)
5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
6. Me Don Herztfeldt 2024 (likely a placeholder or unique entry)
7. Bill &amp; Ted’s Excellent Adventure</p>

<p>Row 12
1. Big Trouble in Little China
2. The Wild Robot
3. Interstellar
4. WarGames
5. Fantastic Mr. Fox
6. High Fidelity
7. The Princess Bride</p>

<p>Row 13
1. Romeo + Juliet
2. Asteroid City
3. Napoleon Dynamite
4. Ford v Ferrari
5. Elvis
6. Ocean’s Twelve
7. Liar Liar</p>

<p>Row 14
1. La La Land
2. Contact
3. Stealing Harvard
4. Far and Away
5. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
6. Elton John Live: Farewell from Dodger Stadium
7. The Fall Guy</p>

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